I copied this off a little birdie. 8D
"How to tell if you're obsessed with Hetalia"
[X] You start laughing hysterically at maps…
[X] You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together.
[X] You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class.
[ ] You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96…with supporting screenshots.
[ ] You watch APH MADs.
[ ] You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
[ ] World War II starts sounding romantic.
[ ] Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
[X] You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
[ ] You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
[X] You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder… just in case.
[X] Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.
[X] You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK", "Spamano", "GerIta", "Giripan", etc. mean.
[ ] You end every sentence with "aru."
[X] You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some. [Damn straight. B| ]
[X] You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
[X] You want Prussia back on the map. [CAUSE PRUSSIA OWNS ALL YOU'S VITAL REGIONS. Kesese..]
[X] You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
[X] No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
[ ] You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
[X] Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
[ ] You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like…80 billion times.
[ ] You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
[X] You've become a thousand times more patriotic. [MALAYSIA BOLEH~~~ <3]
[X] You find the NEED to travel the world. Like your life depended on it.
[X] You can't take history/social studies class seriously anymore.
[ ] You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. And you're American.
[X] You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
[X] You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
[X] Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.
[x] You started using gendered pronouns when talking about countries. [I twitch whenever historic textbooks refer to a country as 'She'. Then I begin to draw Fem!Country. =w=]
[ ] Rather than just being happy that it's another nation's Independence Day, you feel the need to rush to the store and get a birthday cake with that nation's name on it.
[X] Your suggestion for a solution to any world issue is to "SEIZE THEIR VITAL REGIONS!!" Joking or not.
[ ] You suddenly wish that you could retake your boring history classes even though it's all about other countries invading your country and your country isn't even in Hetalia.
[X] You forced all your otaku friends to love Hetalia. [Anime club leader ftw. 8D]
[X] You actually think about spending your savings to buy any useless Hetalia merchandise.
[ ] You laugh inside when you tell people that you're writing historical fiction now.
[ ] You use fanfiction as a study guide. And it helped.
[ ] You thought of putting Hetalia characters on your world map in your room.
[ ] When they threw the shoe at Bush, you wonder if Alfred managed to duck too/got hit/was laughing his ass off.
[ ] You seriously asked your parents if you could go out and travel next summer.
[X] You would rather have nation-tan's military uniforms than any other clothes. [Recently watched a documentary about a WWII prison break with German soldiers involved. Began a military uniform fetish OTL]
[ ] You feel sad that you don't own a good world history book.
[ ] You think about "VITAL" when someone mentions anything that sounds like "regions".
[X] You can't stop thinking about fanfiction cosplay ideas. [But sadly I don't cosplay *sells cosplay ideas*]
[X] You imagine what it would be like if you were a nation-tan with population of one.
[ ] You start questioning/looking up your own genetic/ethnic history/make up, just because you want to know if you're somehow connected to your favorite characters.
[X] You had no idea what you were getting yourself into when you first found out about Hetalia, but by the middle of chapter 2 of the main story, you realized you had an imaginary I.V. of Hetalia hooked up straight into your veins. [Oh crap they found out.]
[X] You designate all of your friends as a specific country based on their personalities… whether they accept it or not!
[ ] You find yourself downloading the national anthems of your favourite nations, listening to them frequently and trying to learn the words.
[X] Going to the airport is more fun than going to Disneyland. [What's Disneyland idk what you're talking about.]
[X] You watch protesters burning any country's flag in the news and you want to cry even if it's not your country.
[X] You find yourself glued to Discovery, National Geographic and the History Channel and get frustrated when your friends or family ask you to change the channel. [HISTORY CHANNEL FTW /o/ ]
[X] The "special relationship" between the US and the UK takes on a whole new meaning.
[X] Slang or words from other languages/dialects enter your regular speech even though they're not common in your language/dialect.
[ ] You travel to a foreign country and find it amusing that you were "in" that country.
[X] Destinations that you would've never otherwise heard of, let alone thought of traveling to, enter your list of "places to visit before you die". [Seychelles, here I come! <3]
[ ] You're considering fandubbing a song that has nothing to do with Hetalia as a Hetalia character.
[X] You cry at the thought of never getting a chance to see the world before you die.
[X] You suddenly start researching for the sake of writing or drawing.
[ ] You now insist on calling Hello Kitty 'Shinatty-chan'.
[X] You start buying things because they remind you of a character from Hetalia. And sometimes you really don't need them.
[ ] You spend hours looking at maps trying to see if Sealand's on any of them.
[ ] You find yourself bragging about the fact that you know that Sealand's a country and everyone else, even your history teacher, doesn't.
[X] You randomly quiz your sister/parents/hapless friends about different countries.
[ ] The dimension 5 meters becomes REALLY FUNNY.
[ ] You don't mind that you can't cook because it makes you more similar to Arthur.
[X] You have dreams about Hetalia characters. [I admit that I have problems]
[X] You've dragged other people into the fandom.
[X] You can't say 'pasta' normally anymore – it's always PASTAAAAAA~~! [Spent several lunchtimes practicing B| ]
[X] No one knows your sense of humor anymore.